July 21, 2011

So Seinfeld is real life now



Drunk postman stashed 31,000 parcels at home

A postman stashed more than 31,000 undelivered parcels and letters at his home - because he was too drunk to complete his rounds.

Steve Tasker, 43, hoarded the "staggering" collection at his home. for up to three and a half years at his house and kept almost 16,000 mail items in or behind his garden shed.

Tasker also wrapped the letters in plastic Farm Foods carrier bags to try and keep them dry because he claimed he would deliver them once he had sobered up.

But Burnley Crown Court, Lancs was told he never got round to taking the post to its rightful destinations. Instead he pocketed at least £200 sent as gifts in cards, including money meant for an 18th birthday.

Tasker, then a postman for 12 years, was eventually put under surveillance by the Royal Mail last September, after reports from the public about mail not being delivered.

On the day he was observed, he didn't start on his walk until noon at the earliest, finished about 2pm and had left more than 300 packets undelivered.

He later admitted he had left the Post Office at about 9am and had then done some shopping, gone home for his breakfast, had some cider, been to the bookies and was drunk.

The hearing was told Tasker, an asthmatic, had a "tough time" at home, looking after his wife and daughter who are both disabled, almost single-handedly - which may have been why he drank too much.

It cost the Royal Mail £1,530 to sort all the undelivered postal packets and finally send them to the rightful recipients.

Tasker, of Burnley, admitted interfering with mail between March 2007 and September 2010, damage, and theft between August and September last year.

He was given 32 weeks in jail, suspended for a year, with 12 months supervision and alcohol treatment and the Thinking Skills programme.

John Gibson, prosecuting for the Royal Mail, said last September 15, Tasker was put under surveillance. At about 4.30pm, officers went to a pouch box and found 331 items of post he was supposed to have delivered that day still there.

Officers, with his agreement, went to search his house and found a "massive interference " with mail.

In the property were 15,253 postal packets, some on top of the fridge and some of them dating back to March 2007. A further 15,831 items were found in the garden shed or behind it, in a bin. About 1,000 packets were water damaged. A total of 43 greetings card-type letters had been opened, between last August and September.

Mr Gibson said Tasker was interviewed and said he had been struggling because of his health. The prosecutor sais the Royal Mail would say he had been monitored on light duties after his return from being off sick, had been supervised and had been found to be fit enough to make deliveries.

Mr Gibson said the defendant told officers he had problems at home. He said he had sometimes drunk too much to be able to do his round and he would sometimes have a few pints before he arrived for work at 6am.

He told officers he knew what he had done in opening mail was wrong, but he had probably been drunk at the time and had no money.

The court was told the defendant had a conviction for stealing from his employers in 1994, which was spent by the time he applied to work as a postman.

Mark Stuart, for Tasker, said the vast majority of the post was unopened. He had undoubtedly had a drink problem, health difficulties, family commitments and had been struggling to cope.

His wife had cerebral palsy, epilepsy and a weakness on one side of her body. Their daughter was disabled and attended a special school.

The Royal Mail knew about his alcohol problem, a meeting had been held and he had effectively been told to drink coffee and not alcohol before work. Mr Stuart said Tasker had intended to deliver the mail at some point. The barrister added:"But, tomorrow never came."

Sentencing Tasker, the judge Mr Recorder Phillip Grundy said :"You, as a postman, were in a clear position of trust. We, as members of the public, trusted you."

"But if I were to lock you up, that would punish your wife and daughter and quite frankly, they would struggle. I am giving you a chance. It's having had the benefit of seeing you in court and seeing your wife. That has persuaded me to suspend the sentence.''



Well wow I have been drunk before, but congrats Brits, you win.

The all video game team

I've been playing football games as long as I've been playing video games. Starting with Tecmo Bowl on the NES to nearly every years of Madden starting with Madden Football on the Sega Genesis. And over that time I've played as and against players that essentially break the game, these are a few of my favorites.

Runningback - Bo Jackson - Tecmo Super Bowl (NES, 1991)

Unlike today, back in the NES days each player had to pick a different team, and it was a dead sprint to play as the Raiders, and here's why




Quarterback - Michael Vick - Any Madden game from 2004 on

The Madden series has always had a obsession with speedy players, especially at the QB position, and it really got out of hand with Vick, you could pretty much run and throw beyond anything that was even close to Vick's abilities, I of course always broke his legs when I played as him, but got torched against him.


Wide Receiver - Randy Moss - NFL 2k5 (xbox, PS2 2004)

There is no denying Randy Moss is a physical freak and a gifted player, as a Packer fan all I could do is sit back and watch him rip through our secondary year after year. His video game self is even more of a maniac. (P.S. This game is over six years old and people are still creating modern rosters for it, NFL lets end this Madden exclusive thing and have a few options)


Wide Receiver - Greg Jennings - Madden 2011 (xbox 360, PS3 2010)

I'll be honest, this video makes it on the commentary alone, but I am a Jennings fan, but come on, this dude is a Jennings FAN. Broken leg and still carrying the load.




July 18, 2011

The best Friday Night Lights characters

10) Jason Street
9) Buddy Garrity
8)Tyra Collette
7) Landry Clark
6)Vince Howard
5)Brian "Smash" Williams
4)Luke Cafferty
3) Tammy Taylor
2)Eric Taylor
1) Tim Riggins

July 11, 2011

Leslie Bibb might be crazy



You probably know Leslie Bibb as that blonde woman from Iron Man, or, that blonde woman from Iron Man 2, and know you might know her as that girl from Zookeper (though if you're lucky you will never see that movie). I'm not sure when I got more scared during this interview, it was either when she said that when she sees cute babies she wants to punch them, or when she said she wanted to cut Anjelica Huston's face. Decide for yourself and be terrified.




October 14, 2010

This can't be right

Wisconsin man tells police he's done something wrong


An Osceola, Wis., man called police late Saturday night to report some criminal activity — his own.

Paul M. Frees, 30, met with an officer at the Osceola Police Department after saying he wanted to "get some things off his chest," according to a criminal complaint. At the police station, he told the officer he had been buying marijuana from someone in Stillwater about every other week and had sold some of the pot to a friend in Osceola.

Frees told police he had flushed the marijuana down the toilet and thrown a scale and pipe in a garbage can in his apartment before coming to the station, the complaint states.

Frees gave an officer permission to search his home. A postal scale, empty pill bottle, two zipper-lock bags and a "one-hitter" pipe were found in a garbage can, according to the complaint.

Frees was charged Monday with possession of drug paraphernalia, a misdemeanor. He has pleaded not guilty.

A call to Frees' home was not immediately returned Thursday.

Andy Rathbun can be reached at 651-228-2121.


This makes zero sense to me. A guy walks into the police station, admits he bought and share pot, then allows the police to search his home. During the search they find a one hit pipe and he still pleads not guilty? Now that takes balls. Congratulations dude, you're an idiot.



September 12, 2010

10 year reunion

Like a ten year high school reunion you aren’t sure if you want to attend, I’ve decided to take a look back at the NFL draft class of 2000 and see what that class looks like as we prepare to head into the 2010 NFL season. For the sake of space I will only be looking at the first round, and Mr. Irrelevant.

1. Cleveland Browns- Courtney Brown

2. Washington Redskins – LaVar Arrington

3. Washington Redskins – Chris Samuels

4. Cincinati Bengals – Peter Warrick

5. Baltimore Ravens – Jamal Lewis

6. Philadelphia Eagles – Corey Simon

7. Arizona Cardinals – Thomas Jones

8. Pittsburgh Steelers – Plaxico Burress

9. Chicago Bears – Brian Urlacher

10. Baltimore Ravens – Travis Taylor

11. New York Giants – Ron Dayne

12. New York Jets – Shaun Ellis

13. New York Jets – John Abraham

14. Green Bay Packers – Bubba Franks

15. Denver Broncos – Deltha O’Neal

16. San Francisco 49ers – Julian Peterson

17. Oakland Raiders – Sebastian Janikowski

18. New York Jets – Chad Pennington

19. Seattle Seahawks – Shaun Alexander

20. Detroit Lions – Stocker McDougle

21. Kansas City Chiefs – Sylvester Morris

22. Seattle Seahawks – Chris McIntosh

23. Carolina Panthers – Rashard Anderson

24. San Francisco 49ers – Ahmed Plummer

25. Minnesota Vikings – Chris Hovan

26. Buffalo Bills – Erik Flowers

27. New York Jets – Anthony Becht

28. Indianapolis Colts – Rob Morris

29. Jacksonville Jaguars – R Jay Soward

30. Tennessee Titans – Keith Bulluck

31. St Louis Rams – Trung Canidate

Mr. Irrelevant – Mike Green Chicago Bears

So not horrible classes in the first round, 13 of the 31 first round picks (41%) have been selected to at least one Pro Bowl. However taking a closer look at these players showed a trend that kind of surprises me. Of 31 selections only 10 players still play in the NFL and only two for their original teams. This class also features one player in jail (Burress) one in the Indoor Football League (Warrick) and one free agent (Lewis). Mr. Irrelevant Mike Green also no longer plays in the league. I always used to think that the players that held out for money were just greedy, but after writing and researching this it became clear to me they should hold out for money, hold out for as much as they want. Coaches bounce around from team to team for a long time, owners will own their teams for decades. It’s very clear these players only have a small window to earn their money. Granted I’ll be working into my 60’s to make even half of what they will make, but I don’t have to contend with a broken down body and possibly life long physical injuries as part of my job. So from now on to players I say go out and grab that cash and hopefully we will see you on the field in ten years.